The Bacon Explosion

December 30, 2008 Leave a comment


The Bacon Exlosion

The Bacon Explosion, courtesy of

I know it’s been a long time, but I’ve been busy.  There is one thing that could have woken me from my retail season slumber, forwarded by my friend Dylan: the bacon explosion.  This work of pure genius must be seen to be appreciated in all of its artery-hardening, salivation-inducing glory.  Check it out at

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Fresh Link

October 10, 2008 Leave a comment

Here’s a quickie for today, on everyone’s favorite: bacon.

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Stunteater Reviews: Ray’s Hell Burger, Arlington, VA

October 10, 2008 Leave a comment

Ray’s Hell Burger is an offshoot of what may be the finest steakhouse in the Washington, DC area, Ray’s The Steaks.  When I learned that this place existed, it immediately made it to the top of my visit-list for the next time I was in the DC area. 

For some reason, I’m a sucker for restaurants with proscriptions.  Does your restaurant only allow me to order one thing, cooked the way you see fit?  Yes?  Sign me up, my friend.  At Ray’s Hell Burger, they only offer one thing: a 10oz burger made from the same prime aged beef served at Ray’s The Steaks.  No fries, only corn.  Root beer on tap or water only. 

The burger is possibly one of the finest I have eaten.  This is not a fast-food style burger: the prime aged beef, ground several times daily right behind the counter tastes fresh and beefy; the patties are thick enough that you can get a perfect char on the outside while still coming out medium rare and juicy on the inside.   It’s possible to order it blackened or cajun-style, but why would you want to do that?

They do have their share of complicated toppings, but with a burger like this, my recommendation would be to keep it simple.  The rich taste of the burger benefits from the contrasting zing of some red onion or pickle, and does not need ketchup.  They do have a an extensive cheese list, with everything from the standard American or cheddar to some unusual ones like Taleggio.  Bacon is always a welcome addition, but I don’t think the burger gets much benefit out of the bacon – the star is the extra beefiness of the burger and the grill provides enough smoke to keep it interesting. 

Normally, a burger like this would require some engineering to get the bun right.  Make no mistake, this is a large burger that would give any bun difficulty; however, whether by science, practice, or luck, my bun made it through without becoming too soggy, even with a few juicy toppings included.  It was a pleasant surprise, since at first glance, the bun didn’t appear to stand a chance against the beef.  My dining partner had a similar experience.   

Atmosphere doesn’t appear to be a strong suit in any of the Ray’s family of restaurants, but this only serves to reinforce the point: this is a serious place to seriously eat a serious burger.  When I went, just after noon on a Saturday, the line was nearly out the door and it was difficult to get a table.  This is a burger that needs to be eaten on premises, so plan accordingly.

Other reviews can be found here.

Ray’s Hell Burger
1713 Wilson Boulevard
Arlington, VA

Stunteater Reviews: Market Bar – San Francisco, CA

September 10, 2008 Leave a comment

A recent trip to San Francisco had me down by the Ferry Building at dinner time.  Unfortunately, the markets housed inside were mostly closed by the time we arrived, so I could not do too much foraging, but the Market Bar was still open. 

Market Bar’s food is hard to describe – it’s at the happy four way intersection where gastropub, osteria, bistro, and tapas bar meet. Most of the food is sourced from vendors right there in the building, lending a certain closeness to the purveyor that would be otherwise difficult to achieve and ensuring that the food is well-curated and likely to be local.  The menu includes items as varied as a Yucatan-style seafood stew to pasta bolognese or sea bass ravioli.  In other places, this might be a warning; here, it seemed more like an invitation.

We ordered the charcuterie plate to start, which came with house made pate; soppressata, coppa, and mortadella from Hobb’s; and was accompanied by mostarda, two kinds of mustard, pickled onions, and an herb salad that may have been a deconstructed gremolata.  Hobb’s can cure some meat – the sopressata had a rustic texture with a good spicy bite to it.  The mortadella, difficult to do well, dissolved in the mouth and lacked the graininess of a bad emulsion.  Even with those two standouts, the house pate was the best on the plate and one of the best I’ve had, with a smooth texture and rich flavor that did not go overboard on the liver. 

For the entree, I ordered the Ahi Tuna Tonnato.  I’m a sucker for tuna, topped with a sauce made from…wait for it…tuna.  There’s just something about anything topped with itself.   The dish was well-executed: served rare (as I had requested) and sliced on top of a salad of helga beans, tomatoes, and shallots.  The sauce provided a nice complement to the seared tuna, augmenting the tuna’s natural flavor without tasting explicitly or distinctively of tuna.

My dining partner ordered the Grand Seafood Plateau, which could have used some work.  The standard portion was enough for an entree for one person or could have been served as an appetizer for two.  The shrimp and lobster appered to have been previously frozen and the dungeness crab portion was on the small side of acceptable for a $36 plate, er, plateau.  Not the kind of experience I expected.

All of this was washed down with some Meteor Pils, another undiscovered French beer that will make it into my favorites list.  It worked well with all parts of the meal – mild enough to do well with seafood but enough body and carbonation to wipe the pallette clean after a bite of pate.

The verdict?  There are so many good restaurants in San Francisco, many of which I have not had the pleasure of eating in.  If I worked in the area, I could see myself going here for a snack and a beer after work or a special lunch.  If this restaurant was in Charlottesville, it would be a go-to on par with Mas Tapas, as long as I did not order the seafood plateau.

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Fresh Links

September 10, 2008 Leave a comment

While I work on squeezing some additional posts out, here are a few new fresh links:

  • Pig Trip: while I hold any barbeque establishents north of the Mason-Dixon to be suspect, Pig Trip does a great job documenting barbeque in the northeast.  They are clearly aficianados, just geographically challenged.  Get it here.
  • Beef Aficianado: I like this guy.  He likes beef.  And he takes better pictures than I do.  Get it here.
  • A Hamburger Today: Self explanatory.  Get it here.

I’ve got some more posts in me, but this should give you enough to cure you of even the most serious meat withdrawal.

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Four Days Without Green Vegetables

September 7, 2008 Leave a comment
BBQ Shop

BBQ Shop

This post should be sub-titled “aka my last business trip to Memphis.”

As both of you readers are probably aware, I enjoy the porkier things in life.  Barbeque is delicious and inherently porky, so it rates pretty highly in my book.  A few times a year, I have the unique pleasure of spending several days in Memphis.  Naturally, in a town known for its barbeque, there are going to be a few standouts.

We had three and a half days in Memphis and only so many meals to eat.  The strategy: hit some old favorites, hit some new joints, and not rupture our stomachs.

Day 1: Arrival.  We go from the airport to Cozy Corner for lunch.  I’m a firm believer in the idea that the best barbeque can come from the most unassuming places.  Located in what would otherwise look like an abandoned strip mall and with signage that looks like it survived the ’70s with barely its dignity intact, Cozy Corner meets the “unassuming” criteria.  The menu featured the usual suspects, with one standout, a barbequed game hen, which had been recommended even though it was a departure from the usual fare.  What can I say – it was good – but did not bowl me over with deliciousness.  It had a solid, smoky flavor that did not overwhelm the bird.  My compatriots ordered sliced barbeque sandwiches (the only way their pork comes) which were good.  I dunno – I expected more out of this place, given the recommendations.

For dinner, we went to Rendezvous. What can I say about this place that has not already been said? If you’re a barbeque aficionado, you have probably heard of it.  Rightfully or not, they have earned the reputation as the originator of the Memphis style dry-rubbed, charcoal-cooked ribs.  We ordered the lamb ribs and barbeque nachos to start and everyone got a rack of ribs.  The ribs taste distinctively of charcoal, not overwhelming but prominent.  The rub contributes some flavor and texture, but their two sauces are welcome additions.  On this visit, the ribs were better than the last several times, just a bit more moist and meaty – your enjoyment may be a matter of which rack you get at what part of the night, which is not necessarily a good thing.  

Day 2: Lunch from Fino’s Italian grocery, another recommendation from a local source.  Quality Italian subs.

For dinner, we went to our old favorite, BBQ Shop.  I could rave for days about their barbeque.  We ordered the barbeque nachos, the best I’ve had in Memphis.  We skipped the BBQ Spaghetti.  Although they claim to hold the original recipe, I just can’t get into it.  This may be the only time that being Italian and a barbeque lover comes into conflict, because I don’t find this uniquely Memphian dish to be good.   The irony is that I love BBQ nachos – perhaps if I was Mexican or Texan I would feel differently about it.  I recommend the ribs and pork combo plate, which comes with, well, ribs and chopped pork.  Their chopped pork, which can dry out if not sauced, is mistifyingly moist and only comes with a squirt of sauce on top.  The ribs are smoky, meaty and moist.  Their two sauces are delicious; the hot has enough heat to tickle the tongue and the regular sauce has a nice bite to it.  And to top it off, they have an excellent beer selection. 

Day 3: Unremarkable lunch from the closest thing to the office, then Central BBQ for dinner.  For the last dinner, we wanted to close out with this highly recommended place.  The first thing I noticed when we arrived was that they had real wood stacked outside the smoker – always a good sign.  Then I noticed the entire smoking operation was surrounded by razor and barbed wire – security is apparently a priority.  We ordered a raft of food – smoked and fried wings, our third round of barbeque nachos, then I split an order of ribs and chopped pork.

The wings, served whole, are smoked before being fried and sauced.  I have to say I really like the smoked and fried technique – you get the best  of the smoke flavor and the crispy texture of a fried wing.  Their wing sauce is tangy and hot without being overpowering.  Their nachos are unusual in that they have a coating of cheese sauce and unmelted shredded cheese – slightly off-putting, but that was cured once we dug into the food.  The ribs were great – perhaps the best ribs of the week by only a slight margin over BBQ Shop – with a rich smoky flavor that did justice to their porky essence.  The pulled pork was solid – a little on the dry side, which was a disappointment after the ribs.  They also have 22oz bottles of Fat Tire.

Day 4: Breakfast at Bryant’s BBQ and Breakfast.  This is a place worth adding to your Memphis itinerary and further proof that anyplace with work trucks in the parking lot at 7am probably serves good, hearty food.  They apparently don’t serve barbeque anymore, only breakfast, which is why you want to be there anyway.  They have the largest selection of biscuits – everything from the standard egg and cheese to fried pork tenderloin.  The country ham biscuit comes with a slab of ham the size of your hand, which is great, but I recommend the fried chicken biscuit and a fried pie.

The verdict: BBQ Shop reigns supreme for your barbeque needs.  The ribs, the nachos, the pork, the beer – it all works together, deliciously.  I don’t think I can go to Memphis without going here, it’s that good.  In a town known for barbeque, where you can likely get some delicious barbeque right around the corner from wherever you happen to be, that’s a feat.  Of course, there may be a few challengers that I need to (re)visit.

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Bacon-Flavored Bourbon, How Could This Be Bad?

August 18, 2008 1 comment

Work and work-related travel have taken their toll on me recently, and you, my two readers, have undoubtedly suffered because of it.  I imagine you asking yourselves “where are my pork-related updates and heroic examples of stunt eating?” while restlessly pacing your kitchen.  We’re all concerned for you.  While I work on my next porky oeuvre (I assure you, it will be porky), I thought I would give you this great recipe a friend sent me.   I love the technique – like many minor strokes of genius, it’s pretty easy and has the additional benefit of producing bacon.

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